The Colony of MG Rover is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 2.157 billion MG Roverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longbridge. The average income tax rate is 8.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The MG Roverian economy, worth 117 trillion Rover Windscreen Wipers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,701 Rover Windscreen Wipers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, gambling is outlawed, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, and Leader has just been declared ruler of MG Rover in an international press conference. Crime is well under control. MG Rover's national animal is the Rover 45.

MG Rover is ranked 170,914^th in the world and 6,906^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 2.16 billion capita.